AshleyMonterusso!

Q: Did I want this to be my first post?

Wait? Who’s Christian. Oh. Gross. I don’t want to hear about your cervix. Some things aren’t supposed to be shared. Why are you laughing? And why are you doing it outloud? You’re fucking nuts. I don’t know who Shelli is but I’m sure she’s looking down on you. I am. A: No.